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aku ingin menjadi yg halal bagimu

Date: 23rd July 2008
Venue: Arabic class (speaking)
Time: 10-1 pm
*2 students were chit-chatting during the class*

X : kalau dh jmpa calon, go on je la..

Y : mslhnya xde calon la pasal, kalau ade pn sume dh bpunya.huhu

X: kalau dh bpunya tu bukan calon namanye..budak DQ kn ramai

Y: nk ke budak DQ kt kita yg jahat ni?

X: trase diri jahat ek? Ke kamu yg xnk budak2 tu? Memilih sgt kot..

Y: eh, mestila nak, tp xde yg approach lg skrg, bukan trase jahat, Cuma trase x layak je utk kite, dorg baik sgt..

X: kamu kn baik dgn *****, take opportunity la..

Y: *****? Hahaha, dh xde perasaan la ngn die X,..dh lama kwn, dh jd bestfriend..X dh ade eh?

X: no comment. Rase2?

Y: tah la..ade kot, bile nk ikat?

X: tah la..no komen, xtau nk ckp status che’ tp xcouple la yg pasti..

Y: mmg la x couple, kalau couple..siap la! Kite report ngn ***** n *****..hahaha

X: nape plk kna report kt budak2 tu? Kalau cmtu, nk couple la..haha

Y: huhu, saje je gertak, buhsan gile ni~

X: aku pn buhsan gila!! Ni yg rase nk cr couple msg ni..erm, budak DQ sume baik ke?

Y: erm..xsume kot. Tp most of la..nape? ade knal ngn budak dq yg jahat ke?

X: awak la..td td kn ckp jahat..he2. susah gak nk dgr budak dq wat hal. Tp kalau couple ramai kot..maybe culture shock

Y: kite x kata bdk dq jahat, kite kata kita yg jahat, x layak kawen ngn budak dq yg baik, alim, masyi..

X: nnt sy cr utk kamu..nk yg mcmane? Hehe. I am making an offer to u..


Y: hehe. Blh2..nk yg biase2 je..xnk alim sgt n yg gile2 cm kite tp ade pngetahuan agama..hehe, I accept ur offer

X: wow! Now there are a contract between u and me. Nnt kite suh kwn kita tu cr utk awk, tp kalau x jmpa jgn sue kita plk..huhu

Y: haha, blh2..contract ni xde lapse of time, smpai jmpa eh..

X: takutnye!! Sblm ni ade 2 3 org banin mntk tlg sy jd matchmaker..tah pape la bdk2 tu

Y: hah? Yeke? Siapakah banin2 desperate itu?~


X: haha, mn blh btau..secret la..dorg suh rahsie identity..budak pj la tapi..dorg suh promote, bukan suh cari, tah pape la..haha. tp skrg dh settle, cr utk diri sdiri la plk, asyik cr utk org je..

Y: huhu, xpe la..baru 20, byk mase lg..abiskn degree dulu k

X: bagus..**** cmne? Bila nk kawen? Hari tu ms kt dq kata nk kawen lps dq, b4 masuk uia..

Y: huhu, xtau la. malas nk tanya., erm..cmne nk elak dr rase ske kt org eh?

X: watpe nk elak? Fitrah la tu..xnormal la kalau xsuka kt org..

Y: mslahnye nnt blh bwk kpd zina hati~

X: jgn la smpi cmtu..skadar luaran dh la..susah sbenanye kalai ckp psl hati ni. Complicated..sy sdiri pn cm susah nk jaga.

Y: hm..susah la, bukannye kte nk igt, tp dh tringat, nk wat cmne..dh mcm2 dh buat nk bg lupa, tp dok nk ingat jgk..

X: kna sibukkan diri dgn benda len, kalau skrg ni, Y kn byk mase free, sbb tu pk benda tu, kalau cm org, xsempat nk ingat, bz sgt..tp ade je kdg2..isk, teruk la sy pn..

Y: hm..mmg la, susah kn nk buang perasaan tu..name pn fitrah..lg2 skrg dh mcm2 teknologi ade , sms, fster, ym..

X: sy pgg satu prinsip, xkn mula msg n xkn akhiri msg..hehehe, cm ego je..tp ok gak

Y: nnt org kata sombong plk..sbb die bkn dr kalangan kita2 yg hafal quran die biase2 je..dh besar lgpun..isk, tkantoi plk..:)

X: owh..its ok, bagus gak tkantoi.hehe. oo..ni mslh tringat kt die la ni? Erm, tp serius, x elok sbenanye, jln penyelesaian yg sy blh bg, kna sibukkn diri dgn keja2 len la..

Y: tau x elok..utk pngetahuan X, dh 9bulan kita cuba mcm2 nk lupa kt die..solat hajat hari2, tp xblh jgk..cmne?? kte dh kwn ngn die dkt 2 thn, sblm tu ok je, tp start 9bulan lepas tah knape xleh lupa plkL

X: pihak die cmne? Em..ade jodoh kot, sbb tu tringat..

Y: tu la yg kita harapkn, istikharah pn dh buat, tp masih xdpt jwpn lg..xcukup khusyuk kot..pihak die? Hm..xtau la nk ckp cmne, tp die xde org lg la..hm, susah la..

X: hm, handsome x? haha, straight to the point je la..umo bape? keja ape?

Y: ish, handsome tu blh la..tp kita x kesah sgt pn..umo **, keja ****** kt **..die xpnah ckp die ske kt kite, tp dari cara die cm suke je..tah la, xberani nk teka, mungkin pd die hnya kwn biase, tp kita yg slh interpret..

X: erm..tu la, kita pmpuan ni susah sket, maybe die pn masih dlm waktu menyesuaikn diri dgn Y..tp jgn la letak harapan sgt..takut kecewa. Teruskn bdoa. Kita xtau bile Allah nk trime doa kita, jgn putus asa. Doa mintak ape yg kita nk, jgn doa benda yg kita xnk..

Y: amin, trime kasih, kite mmg harapkn die, xnk org len dh..kite nk jadi yg halal baginya..harap2 Allah trima doa kita yg byk dosa ni, kita tau Allah akan kabulkn, Cuma lmbt dgn cepat je kn..Cuma, buat mase ni, kite cuba bzkan diri n x fikir sgt psl die..

X: amin..doakan kite jgk.huhu

Y: InsyaAllah, ok la, klas pn dh nk abih..huhu

X: abis la kertas aku kalau cmni tiap2 hari..chatting tradisional

Y: haha, ala..2 hari sminggu je kot..nnt kite bwk test pad..

X: bagus, pasni cr topic yg menarik n x boring..kalau x, alamatnye tdo la sy dlm klas yg ‘sgt happening’ ni..hehe


*class dismissed*



29 comments:

chaz said...

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July 28, 2008 5:10 AM

syazmeen said...
err..
internet gambling?
org ke ape ni..
btw, welcome
July 28, 2008 5:12 A

from zawani:

lesson no1:
spacing between line

lesson no 2:
spacing between line

lesson no 3:
refer to lesson no1 and no2....



question no one:
who is y n x?

question no 2:
who is dq's student *****
ang nak kawen dgn budak dq??



comment no 1:
jom la pakat2 jadi org baek.if kite asyik cakap, kite jahat, kite xlayak.sampai bile kite nak jadi baek.jgn de byk sgt negative thinking about ourself ok.

comment no 2:
dq kawen ngan dq?
hmm..kalo dq ngan budak maahad tahfiz?
kalo dq ngan og biase2?
personally, aku tak tahu siapa 'dia' yg bakal jadi teman hidup aku.cuma aku doa aku dapat yang terbae utk diri aku (mngkin pd pndgn org laen org tu bukan yg terbaek utk dia) n yg bley bimbing aku.
ya Allah..i do need someone utk guide aku..

aku doa ko kite sume dapat ape yg kite perlukan dalam idup wpun kdg2 ape yg kite perlukan tu bukan ape yg kite nak.

kawen..kawen..kawen..
bila sumenye halal mesti hepi kan?
July 28, 2008 9:58 AM

syazmeen said:

for ur lesson:
i've been trying all day long to edit this entry, but i just cant. xleh nk wat spacing tu..some problems occured

for ur question:
X n Y are dq student

for ur comment:
jazakillah

yeap, if only ape yg haram blh dihalalkn through a nice way..it would be so sweet
July 28, 2008 10:15 AM

chaz said...

za, aku dh delete d old one, n aku dh copy pste ur comment..
thanx dude!:)

selamat ber BTN

Adlan said...

OMG..
dalam klas bleh sembang2 lagi..
ish3..

em.. topik kawen jugak ye..
kalo blum ada sesape lg, sbaiknya tumpula pada pelajaran jugak

jodoh tu ada cuma masa je blum tiba

chaz said...

adlan, u hv no idea how bored the class is! bosan gile..sorry us sir al-khatim..we just cant stand ur repeated lecture for 3 hours

nk quote kata2 dr someone
" xpyh mcari, smpai mase nnt dtg la dia.."

i couldnt agree more with this statement..

*thanx*

chentatiku said...

btn= anda wajib melekatkan earphone di kedua belah telinga anda sepanjang ceramah :)


sekian, terima kasih :)

chentatiku said...
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chentatiku said...

x n y is dq studen??? (wondering..guessing..)

chaz said...

ahha..za, keep guessing eh..:)

Anonymous said...

Salam,

Cuma nak tanye pasal zina hati tu je...

zina hati tu mende ek?

Anonymous said...

Salam,

Cuma nak tanye pasal zina hati tu je...

zina hati tu mende ek?

chaz said...

zina hati ape yg penulis tau adalah apabila hati sentiasa teringat kpd org yg dcintai. e;g, ape yg die buat, die igt sy ke x n etc..setiap anggota bdn kite ni bpotensi melakukn zina. sbg cth, tgn berzina apb memegang tgn org yg bukan mahram, kaki bzina melangkah ke tempat maksiat, mulut bzina apb bcakap dgn gf or bf, n mata bzina apb memandang org yg bukan mahram dgn pndangan bnafsu. ade hadith pasal ni tp penulis lupa matannya, nnt kalau dh jmpa penulis bgtau :)

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